Mad Cows

topic posted Mon, September 5, 2005 - 8:35 PM by 
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  • Re: Mad Cows

    Mon, September 5, 2005 - 8:38 PM
    goddamnit

    I thought brain eating on the indian subcontinent was safe because they don't eat beef!
    • Re: Mad Cows

      Tue, September 6, 2005 - 3:44 PM
      safe, schmafe...
      • Re: Mad Cows

        Tue, September 6, 2005 - 9:02 PM
        you're right, fuck it.

        if not for eating, what good are brains anyway???
        • Re: Mad Cows

          Tue, September 6, 2005 - 11:07 PM
          they make good doorstops and centerpieces... other peoples' I mean...
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            Tue, September 6, 2005 - 11:14 PM
            they get all smelly tho!

            that is what skulls are for
            • Re: Mad Cows

              Wed, September 7, 2005 - 12:19 PM
              skulls yessss...

              actually I DID hear about some "other" "big" cannibalism story... I'll have to ask my source I've forgotten I was a bit overwhelmed with input at the time as I was busy being astonished by the New Orleans zombie situation...
  • Re: Mad Cows

    Sat, September 10, 2005 - 7:14 PM
    Ya know, this story wouldn't have been so disturbing if damn stupid people hadn't been forcing the poor cattle to eat stuff they don't want or need anyhow.

    Aren't cows naturally vegan?
    • Re: Mad Cows

      Mon, September 12, 2005 - 11:11 AM
      they shoot out milk and are the progenitors of most dairy, by definition they cannot be vegan... plus they're made of steaks...
      • Re: Mad Cows

        Wed, September 14, 2005 - 6:50 AM
        Hmm, ya know, I never made that non-vegan connection with consuming Mother's milk before. I suppose you might have a point, but I don't really fucking care because if I did I wouldn't eat anything other than (most likely) rotting stuff that had fallen off of trees or bushes.
        • Re: Mad Cows

          Wed, September 14, 2005 - 11:00 AM
          everything is rotting and dying, you just need to decide when to end the process finally... I'm gettin me some Rhenquist steaks before they go bad (worse)...

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