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The USDA may approve a genetically-modified strain of rice that contains human genes. Like most new GM foods, this is probably not dangerous to eat.
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Re: Human Rice
Thu, March 17, 2005 - 11:12 AMyeah, but the rice we've been eating for thousands of years is obviously flawed... -
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Re: Human Rice
Thu, March 17, 2005 - 11:19 AMwe have the technology. we can make it stronger, better, ricier. -
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Re: Human Rice
Thu, March 17, 2005 - 11:32 AMyes, but only by way of killing you and releasing your astral body. -
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Re: Human Rice
Thu, March 17, 2005 - 1:46 PMI was sad when they wouldn't let taco bell use genetically modified corn in its tortillas. Those tortillas were MUCH more flavorful! ;) -
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Re: Human Rice
Thu, March 17, 2005 - 1:56 PMi would like my food to make me thinner and more muscular. can't somebody figure out how to do that? oh, and i'd also like my food to be totally absorbed, so i never have to pee or take another dump again. thank you. -
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Re: Human Rice
Thu, March 17, 2005 - 2:09 PMI want to BE food... to serve man... -
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Re: Human Rice
Thu, March 17, 2005 - 3:36 PMWhat we need is genetically modified human meat... maybe like veal calf, we can restrict their movement, maybe by sitting on a couch all day and put on a tv and give them a PS2 and then when... they're... all fat...
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Re: Human Rice
Thu, March 17, 2005 - 9:19 PMgod only knows what the fuck we're all eating. it makes me long for the days i knew a dog biscuit was a dog biscuit and could feed them to my baby sister with a clear conscience.
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Re: Human Rice
Fri, March 18, 2005 - 2:14 AMI remember when folks used to freak out that the USDA allowed a certain amount of maggots and feces into orange juice. Now we're all just screaming "JESUS SHOVE SOME MORE COWBRAINS IN MY ASS AND MAKE ME EAT IT! I LOVE YOU SCIENCE! EXCEPT WHEN YOU SHOULD PRAY MORE! EAT POO!" We rock. -
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Re: Human Rice
Fri, March 18, 2005 - 10:59 AMI <3 this tribe so much... *sigh* :)
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Re: Human Rice
Fri, March 18, 2005 - 11:00 AMwell, at least it's passturized.
the orange juice, not the tribe... -
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Re: Human Rice
Fri, March 18, 2005 - 11:02 AMoh but the tribe *is* pASSturized... -
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Re: Human Rice
Sun, March 20, 2005 - 9:38 AMpASS the rice. I'm feeling peckish for some sweet sweet starchy humanflesh.
How long until people are halfheartedly freaking out like "Hmmm. There's uh 3rd world babies in it - but gee, it's so tasty...."
We should really just quit pretending about this whole 'civilization' thing. We're deep in Mad Max territory - we're just so easily distracted.
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Re: Human Rice
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 2:47 AMYou know what sounded really delicious to me? Of course you don't, so I'll tell you.
I've been reading the Dune books and there's this delicacy created by the filthy Tleilaxu called Slig, a cross between pigs and slugs.
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Re: Human Rice
Wed, April 6, 2005 - 4:44 PMMmmmmmm! They'll just eat anything on Bene Tlailax, won't they? Thank you for reminding me about Slig. I had forgotten that.
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Re: Human Rice
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 2:44 AMThanks anyway. I think I'll stick to my soylent green.
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Re: Human Rice
Wed, April 6, 2005 - 4:43 PMThis is going to turn out badly, I bet.
