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about five hours ago, i broke one of my favorite bowls while i was washing the dishes. several digits and one palm got massacred, and because the water was running, blood splattered everywhere, even onto the windows. my hands just stopped bleeding about an hour ago. there's blood all over my blender, my toaster oven, my coffee grinder ... it looks like a shoved my hand down the garbage disposer and turned it on.
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Re: bloody countertop
Mon, March 28, 2005 - 4:24 PMyeah I hope she wasn't coming to THIS tribe for sympathy-!
boy is my mouth watering-!
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Mon, March 28, 2005 - 4:27 PMare you typing one handed again? -
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Mon, March 28, 2005 - 4:29 PMactually she's trained her butt cheeks to type--talk about power flexing-! -
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Mon, March 28, 2005 - 5:21 PMSister Kristen you're such a tease -
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Tue, March 29, 2005 - 12:56 PMhahahaha garbage disposal and blood spattering! That reminds me of this one time when I carved up a prostitue in my kitchen and her hand fell into the.... uhhhh... did I just type that out loud? -
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Tue, March 29, 2005 - 1:37 PMwas that the night I came over for dinner? you said that finger must have gottan in the chili at the plant... -
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Tue, March 29, 2005 - 1:38 PMheh heh, well, I um... you see...
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Tue, March 29, 2005 - 1:43 PMI should have suspected something when you said you were serving "lady fingers... " -
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Tue, March 29, 2005 - 1:45 PMsometimes i can make a countertop bloody just by sitting on it. -
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Tue, March 29, 2005 - 1:48 PM -
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Tue, March 29, 2005 - 1:54 PMi just thought i'd give a little crotchly shout out to icky bob. -
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Tue, March 29, 2005 - 2:02 PMthe crotch heard round the world... -
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Mon, April 11, 2005 - 11:07 AMUse your blood to paint.
Keep painting until you faint.
...................Keep painting until you die.
- Mary Magnum
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Re: bloody countertop
Mon, April 11, 2005 - 9:27 PMWhen I was 13 I'd gotten hold of some ridiculously good acid - too good for a thirteen year old, by far - and, long story short, accidentally yanked my right little toe *almost* off running past an antique sewing machine. I was a bit stunned so I walked around a bit, kind of thinking "um - what's wrong?" Blood *every* where. Friend's mom's condo. Murder-scene-level bloodstains.
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Mon, April 11, 2005 - 9:44 PMhave you ever cut your leg shaving and not noticed until you saw that you were leaving bloody footprints everywhere? it sucks because it doesn't hurt until you notice it -
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Mon, April 11, 2005 - 10:20 PMExactly the situation with the toe hanging off. Had no idea what was going on, just that I was woozy and off-balance. Once I realized the thing with the toe, I was in ridiculous pain.
Being in the emergency room on acid while 13 was not a great life experience, per se.
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Mon, April 11, 2005 - 10:33 PM>>Being in the emergency room on acid while 13 was not a great life experience, per se.
I think it was 14 for me hehe. they took me to the hospital after I hit a police officer.
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Tue, April 12, 2005 - 5:42 AM"Exactly the situation with the toe hanging off. Had no idea what was going on, just that I was woozy and off-balance. Once I realized the thing with the toe, I was in ridiculous pain."
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Tue, April 12, 2005 - 12:19 PM"Lucky Charms" it was, if I recall correctly -
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Tue, April 12, 2005 - 12:24 PMsomebody better eat that toe, or i'm declaring this thread OT...
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Tue, April 12, 2005 - 12:38 PM*munching toe*
*eyeing other appendages* -
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Tue, April 12, 2005 - 12:41 PMbless you, dear.
try the ribs, they're to die for.... -
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Tue, April 12, 2005 - 12:47 PM*digs in with a banshee cry* -
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Tue, April 12, 2005 - 6:29 PMso are toes more of a ranch dipping food or bbq sauce? -
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Tue, April 12, 2005 - 7:50 PMK.
Plain ol' raw is right enough for any ghoul. Back to basics.
Marinated in blood for a few minutes, à la carte.
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Tue, April 12, 2005 - 7:52 PMBrains should be properly sliced and stir fried though. -
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Tue, April 12, 2005 - 10:03 PMYummy yummy yummy
I've got love in my tummy
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