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I think the irresistable urge to see and taste the insides of Stretch Armstrong was an early one for me.
I also had to choke down boiled shrimp at first because they seemed like human fingers, especially when dipped in coctail sauce - but I started to like it real soon.
I also had to choke down boiled shrimp at first because they seemed like human fingers, especially when dipped in coctail sauce - but I started to like it real soon.
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Re: Your formative moments?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 11:16 AMSitting in kindergarten comparing 5 days to 5 years (my age at the time). For a brief moment I got confused and thought everything that had happened to me in life had happened over the course of 5 days. I was astounded. But then recovered, upon realizing the difference.
My first kiss in first grade. It was kind of a tag team kind of a thing and we were all separated for the rest of the year after that. Very innocent and yet... -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 11:17 AMIt's true my taste for human brains came later... -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 1:04 PMwhen i was five, i couldn't figure out how the LA Times knew to print the pictures of Sharon Tate, Jay Sebring, etc., after the Manson Family murdered them. i thought the paper had taken their pictures in advance because they knew they were going to get murdered, which is why the pictures were so immediately available. my mother tried to explain to me that newspapers have pictures on file, but i wouldn't believe it. -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 1:07 PMI had to get reassurance that "guerillas" in (wherever at the time) were not "gorillas" taking over the world a la Planet of the Apes. :) -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 1:15 PMi thought the people who kidnapped patty hearst were going to kidnap me. -
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Re: Your formative moments?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 1:19 PMwhy, did you give your picture to the paper?
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 1:19 PMyeah I was pretty fascinated by that whole thing... (guerrillas and all)
"brainwashing" oh yeah... (*rinse out your brains!*)
and around that same time (just enough later that I could read better) I think I read a reader's digest article about a young woman who had been kidnapped for ransom and held in a coffin in the ground with some air supply and food where if they paid off they could still find her but if not she would die!!!
that was such an exciting read for a young lass... -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 1:20 PM"why, did you give your picture to the paper? "
oh atom snap-! -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 1:22 PMi really am enjoying this thread, but for some reason i can't remember a good 'kid logic' story to relate... -
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Re: Your formative moments?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 1:52 PMwell you have that whole "allegedy disruptive coif" thing going for you, so I wouldn't sweat it. ;) -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 1:58 PMwhen i was a kid i thought if i concentrated hard enough, i could speak different languages. -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 2:12 PMI can't believe I didn't, like, go to high school with you...
I feel so deprived!!!!!!!!!!! ;P -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 2:15 PMyou would've looked great in a pink armband... -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 2:19 PMI'm sayin'... :D
and I'm sure you would have gotten me into plaid, right? ;P -
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Re: Your formative moments?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 4:12 PMGetting back to thread, maybe all of that enforced eating of Jesus' body in my early church-going years had something to do with it. He tasted like crackers, unfortunately. -
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Re: Your formative moments?
Tue, March 22, 2005 - 7:48 PMThank Christ I was raised by Heathens who believe religion is a crutch for the weak. As a result, those times I impersonated a Catholic and partook of the Blessed Sacrament, say, when I was sleeping over at a friend's house and we had to go to church, my feelings about Christ's body were strictly snack oriented. -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 8:43 PMI once read about Medieval mystics - both nuns and lay women - who had ecstatic visions of doing kinky stuff with the Christ. One of them 'dreamt' that he climbed down from the cross and handed her a heaping plate of his son-of-man flesh (mm-mmm).
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 9:03 PMInteresting. In my Ecstatic Vision, The Crown of Thorns is tightened to create a circular saw, so The Christ's head opens like a lid and I feast on his quivering brains with a Sacred Fork. -
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 9:08 PMwe really need to get going on 'the fromunda of christ' to go with all the wine and crackers...
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Tue, March 22, 2005 - 9:44 PMI would recommend a Sacred Spork. -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 3:43 AMIn another sense, you could be recommending His blessed nether region for an ecstatic snack. -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 11:39 AMI'll take care of that-! (sorry, sister--I guess I could share... ) -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 2:33 PMHey now, this isn't a big cut, you know. I guess we could each have a little medallion... on a cracker, naturally. -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 2:37 PMIf Jesus were a pinata, candy would pour out his wound when we pierced his side. My preferences would be AbbaZabba, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and really fresh Hot Tamales. -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 2:49 PMsmarties and those little candy necklaces... and brain bubble gum... -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 2:50 PMp.s. "medallions" heh... -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 3:03 PMI used to run around the house naked and squealing like a happy little piglet. -
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Re: Your formative moments?
Wed, March 23, 2005 - 3:26 PMLet's have piglets of our own--you and me! :)
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 3:29 PMA pig like that you don't eat all at once.
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 4:39 PMI say we start with a boob at a time... -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 4:43 PMyou know what they say, 'more than a mouthful is second helpings'... -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 4:46 PMIn that case... our lives are indeed bountiful. -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 4:52 PMwe gonna eat him too? I hear he tastes like crackers... -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 5:34 PMI heard he tastes like chicken.
Hey, is someone offering to eat me slowly??? -
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Re: Your formative moments?
Wed, March 23, 2005 - 6:36 PMDang I'm hungry. Too bad I'm down to leftover potato salad.
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Re: Your formative moments?
Fri, April 8, 2005 - 6:16 PMDidn't Trixie do that? (Offer to eat Kristen slowly)
Man, how you guys have got me hankering for some Christ on'a Cracker™.
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